so so bored

I am bored, so very bored.

Yes I am bored...oh so so bored.

The seconds seem like hours - Time basically stands still.

If I knew work would be this boring I would have never gone to school. I could have stayed home all day and played and live off the taxes of poor shmucks like me under Obama's economic plan to have the working class pay for the non working class (who should have to pass a urine screening to receive benefits - at least in my mind - no welfare for druggies!). blah grr ugh. I am having a mid-life crisis at 26.

oh what shall i ever do? Anyone? Any thoughts? suggestions?