Some of my favorites:
"Confusion is always the most honest response." - Marty Indik
"I never said most of the things I said" - Yogi Berra
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
And a couple for the times we're in:
"Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist.""
"Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours." - Ronald Reagan
2 comments:
These are great - too bad some of them are so true! Mom
That illegal alien one is funny and SOOO true! Where did you find that?
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